When someone tells you they just want to be friends on multiple occasions that does not mean fucking grope at their bra straps when they are just trying to watch a fucking movie.

Also I don’t want to fucking lay on your fucking lap that’s why I kept sitting up. Why did I look so uncomfortable? Because I was FUCKING UNCOMFORTABLE. I’m done. Time to drink.

toastdurr:

give em the ol’ razzle dazzle

(Source: homuism)

bethdesu:

gracehelbig:

buzzfeed:

This is Foo-Chan, the Japanese equivalent of Grumpy Cat. But instead of being grumpy, he just looks like he’s disappointed all of the time. 

OH NO

Awwwww

(Source: BuzzFeed)

diquid:

kikmessenger:

動物園ちっぽけママ…

I would die a thousand times, 
just to hear you say my name…

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I won’t lose to you!

(Source: bakutaro)

NEW TUMLER VIRUS

grawly:

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this shark is hungry. dangerous.

this  shark  wants  to  eat  your  blog.

if u dont reblog this cyber shark you’re blog will be delieted DONT RISK IT